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HAND OF GOD IN WRITTEN FORM CRAZZZY!!!

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:22 pm
by captaingravity22
my friend on aim wrote me everything that went on with him.. CRAZY i was listening to alchohol and weed and idk hahaha im kinda high right now so idk if this makes sense!!!! anyways here it is:



[22:29] inK: yo dude i started hand of good
[22:29] inK: god
[22:29] gaviN: holy shit man
[22:29] gaviN: lol
[22:29] inK: yo my head is moving
[22:29] inK: and im not moving my head
[22:29] gaviN: thats creazy
[22:29] <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
[22:29] gaviN: im going to listen to 100% of this i think
[22:29] inK: im not moving my head dude
[22:29] inK: im not moving it
[22:29] gaviN: i know lol
[22:30] inK: holy shit dude
[22:30] gaviN: lol yo?
[22:30] inK: im in the ocean
[22:30] inK: im tripping dude
[22:30] inK: im tripping
[22:30] gaviN: LOL
[22:30] gaviN: thats awesome man
[22:30] gaviN: you're in an ocean?
[22:30] inK: THATS WHY MY HEAD IS MOVING
[22:30] inK: IM IN THE OCEAN
[22:30] inK: IM IN THE TIDES
[22:30] gaviN: haha thats so cool
[22:30] gaviN: im going to do this and go to sleep yo hahah
[22:30] inK: dude im floating towards god
[22:31] gaviN: like you're going to heaven?
[22:31] inK: i think
[22:31] inK: nah dude
[22:31] inK: like the bible
[22:31] inK: like im floating in the ocean
[22:31] inK: and drifting towards the light
[22:31] gaviN: hahahaha any fish?
[22:31] inK: nah dude just me
[22:31] inK: no worries
[22:31] inK: no sharks
[22:31] inK: just me
[22:31] gaviN: is it warm?
[22:31] inK: nah dude its cold
[22:31] gaviN: hahahha
[22:31] inK: i have goose bumps
[22:31] gaviN: yo pee
[22:32] gaviN: LOL
[22:32] inK: nah
[22:32] gaviN: NAHH DONT LPEE YO
[22:32] inK: god doesn't want me to
[22:32] gaviN: you'll piss urself
[22:32] gaviN: wow ur so wierd now
[22:32] gaviN: lol
[22:32] inK: dude im tripping
[22:32] gaviN: what does god think of me?
[22:32] inK: and i want to trip
[22:32] inK: and im thinking
[22:32] inK: god likes you
[22:32] gaviN: :)
[22:32] inK: now god's angry
[22:32] inK: cuz he's mad i didn't tell you that he LOVES you
[22:32] gaviN: are you still listeing?
[22:33] inK: not just likes you
[22:33] inK: ya
[22:33] inK: im 15%
[22:33] gaviN: hahahha he loves me!!
[22:33] gaviN: hahah
[22:33] inK: dude i feel like im in a drum
[22:33] inK: and it's filled with water
[22:33] inK: and god is beating on the sides
[22:33] gaviN: can u breath?
[22:33] inK: and the only way out is the light
[22:33] inK: not really
[22:33] inK: even tho i am
[22:33] gaviN: lol
[22:33] inK: i dunno how im breathing
[22:33] gaviN: ur a fish y
[22:33] gaviN: o
[22:33] inK: no im not a fish
[22:33] inK: im a me
[22:33] inK: yo dude the beat of the drum is speeding up
[22:34] inK: yo dude my heart is going to the beat
[22:34] inK: wtf dude
[22:34] inK: its speeding up dude
[22:34] inK: wtf
[22:34] inK: wtf
[22:34] gaviN: dont think about it and it wont happen
[22:34] gaviN: think about it slow
[22:34] inK: dude im in control
[22:34] inK: wtf im in control of this bitch
[22:34] inK: if i relax it slows down
[22:34] gaviN: ik
[22:34] inK: the more i tense up it speeds up
[22:34] gaviN: lol
[22:35] inK: ya dude god's helping me out
[22:35] inK: he's teaching me something
[22:35] inK: i'm going to be in the bible
[22:35] inK: in the bible dude
[22:35] inK: about the drum and the ocean
[22:35] inK: and the lesson i'm going to learn
[22:36] inK: dude im going to cry
[22:36] inK: cry cuz im so happy
[22:36] gaviN: are you crying?
[22:36] inK: dude scott god loves u and me dude
[22:36] inK: almost dude
[22:36] gaviN: what % are you at?
[22:36] inK: 28%
[22:36] gaviN: im at 36% of lacholhol
[22:37] inK: dude my head is back
[22:37] inK: im not looking at the comp screen
[22:37] inK: but god is hlping me type
[22:37] inK: imve got my eye's closed
[22:37] inK: and my head is back on the top of my chair
[22:37] inK: and he wants to show me the world
[22:37] inK: and my body is limp
[22:37] inK: and going up into a ray of light
[22:37] inK: like a spirit
[22:38] inK: i almost hit my ceiling fna
[22:38] gaviN: lol God is a good person
[22:38] inK: but i have invulnerability
[22:38] inK: cuz god loves u and me dude
[22:38] gaviN: cuz i could die right now if someone shot me in the face
[22:38] inK: my fingers are quill pens
[22:38] inK: writing a story
[22:39] gaviN: when should i turn off alchohol
[22:39] inK: yo dude
[22:39] inK: god knows all
[22:39] inK: he told me
[22:39] gaviN: ask god when i should turn off this song
[22:39] inK: and if i dont understand that
[22:39] inK: he wont show me the world
[22:39] inK: i want to see the world
[22:39] gaviN: and then ask him what song should i do next
[22:39] inK: in the palm of his hand
[22:39] inK: my eyes are still closes
[22:39] inK: closed******
[22:40] gaviN: okay
[22:40] gaviN: well what song?
[22:40] inK: and my head is still back
[22:41] gaviN: should i listen to this?
[22:41] <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
[22:42] inK: i cant type anymore dude
[22:42] inK: this is too crazy
[22:42] gaviN: ?
[22:42] inK: and my eyes are still closed
[22:42] gaviN: should i listen to hand of god?
[22:43] gaviN: yo God texted you
[22:44] inK: yo the water is cold
[22:44] inK: but god's hand is warmmmm
[22:44] gaviN: are your eyes open?
[22:44] inK: and im a fetus
[22:44] gaviN: yea God told me
[22:44] inK: and im in an ocean
[22:44] gaviN: he told me that your sl in the womb
[22:44] gaviN: and you dont have a cell phone
[22:45] inK: how'd u know that dude
[22:45] gaviN: God told me man
[22:45] inK: how'd u know that
[22:45] inK: no dude
[22:45] inK: leave me alone
[22:45] inK: u don't know my mom
[22:45] gaviN: ?
[22:45] inK: u can't know that i'm a fetus
[22:45] inK: it's a secret shhhh
[22:45] <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
[22:45] gaviN: God told me though
[22:45] gaviN: hey
[22:45] inK: i don't know dude
[22:45] inK: i'm crying
[22:45] gaviN: im at 62% should i change it?
[22:45] <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
[22:46] inK: yo i'm crying
[22:46] gaviN: yo
[22:46] gaviN: should i change it?
[22:46] <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
[22:46] inK: ask god dude
[22:46] inK: he loves u
[22:46] gaviN: i dont know
[22:46] gaviN: can you ask him for me?
[22:46] inK: dude i want to break this dish
[22:46] inK: with my head
[22:46] inK: should i break it with my head
[22:46] gaviN: nah
[22:47] inK: im going to break this dish with my head
[22:47] gaviN: dont do it...
[22:47] inK: i broke a board with my head
[22:47] inK: on the bus
[22:47] inK: i can break a dish
[22:47] gaviN: you could but dont
[22:47] gaviN: its goign to hurt so bad
[22:47] inK: i can break a dish
[22:47] gaviN: BREAK IT
[22:47] gaviN: BREAK IT
[22:47] inK: alright dude
[22:47] gaviN: did u do it?
[22:47] inK: im gonna break the dish with my head
[22:47] gaviN: okay tell me how it ends up
[22:48] inK: dude wtf that feels good
[22:48] gaviN: you broke the dish?
[22:48] inK: MY HEAD FEELS SO GOOD
[22:48] inK: FUCK YA I BROKE THE DISH
[22:48] gaviN: is the dish broken?
[22:48] gaviN: hey send me a good song
[22:48] inK: ya dude
[22:48] inK: it's broken
[22:48] gaviN: like shattered?
[22:49] inK: nah in 2
[22:49] gaviN: yo im going to listen to hand of god
[22:49] inK: it's porcelain
[22:49] inK: DUDE I KNOW ALL
[22:49] gaviN: good idea?'
[22:49] inK: my head feels so good
[22:49] gaviN: MICHAEL
[22:49] gaviN: shoudl i listen to hand of god?
[22:50] inK: ya man
[22:50] inK: tell me how u feel
[22:50] gaviN: okay its not done dling yet
[22:50] inK: dude there is a siren
[22:50] inK: a siren dude
[22:50] inK: it's in my head
[22:50] inK: it's in the drum
[22:51] inK: dude god's gonna show me the world man
[22:51] inK: THE WORLD
[22:51] inK: THE WORLD DUDE THEKAHkdhahwd
[22:51] inK: awd
[22:51] inK: as
[22:51] inK: dasd
[22:51] inK: asd
[22:51] inK: a
[22:51] inK: da
[22:51] inK: d
[22:51] inK: aw
[22:51] inK: af
[22:51] inK: g;
[22:51] inK: ag
[22:51] inK: sa
[22:51] inK: fd
[22:51] inK: af
[22:51] inK: wa
[22:51] inK: d
[22:51] inK: ADsa
[22:51] inK: da
[22:51] inK: d
[22:51] inK: wa
[22:51] inK: d
[22:51] inK: a
[22:51] inK: sd
[22:51] inK: ad
[22:51] inK: a
[22:51] inK: dw
[22:51] inK: af
[22:51] inK: ag
[22:51] inK: a
[22:51] inK: ha
[22:51] inK: sav
[22:51] gaviN: calm down plz
[22:51] inK: sw
[22:51] inK: dfa
[22:51] inK: fw
[22:51] inK: afa
[22:51] inK: fa
[22:51] inK: w
[22:51] inK: awafas
[22:51] inK: f
[22:51] inK: av
[22:51] inK: sa
[22:51] inK: a
[22:51] inK: ad
[22:51] inK: sad
[22:51] inK: af
[22:51] inK: i can control my body dude
[22:51] inK: i cant
[22:51] inK: i cant dude
[22:51] inK: i cant
[22:51] inK: no dude
[22:51] inK: my body is goin nuts
[22:51] inK: nuts dude
[22:51] inK: my legs are going crazy
[22:51] inK: and my facial expressions are changing
[22:52] gaviN: lol how do u feel
[22:54] inK: 15% more
[22:54] inK: until god shows me the entire world
[22:54] inK: i'm on a journey
[22:54] gaviN: im putting it on
[22:54] inK: and i'm venturing the path to the view of the earth
[22:54] gaviN: i cant listen to hand of god man
[22:55] inK: and if i make it upon this epic journey to the viewing
[22:55] inK: i did a good deed
[22:55] inK: now there are spiders playing the organs
[22:55] inK: in church
[22:55] inK: and they chirp
[22:55] gaviN: im listening to mary jane
[22:56] inK: 10% until
[22:56] inK: the end.....
[22:56] gaviN: dont do anything stupid
[22:56] inK: dude i think im going to get on my roof
[22:57] inK: dude sam's voice sounds like an alien
[22:57] inK: he was speaking another language
[22:57] gaviN: dont go on ur rroof lol
[22:57] inK: someone's laughing at me
[22:57] inK: someone's laughing at me
[22:58] inK: someone's cackling at me
[22:58] gaviN: I SMELL WEED
[22:58] gaviN: YO I SMELL WEED
[22:58] inK: dude i think im going to die
[22:58] gaviN: why
[22:58] inK: i can breathe again
[22:58] inK: i can breathe
[22:58] gaviN: how many % left?
[22:59] inK: YO I SAW THE WORLD
[22:59] gaviN: yo what drugs do you have?
[22:59] inK: IM IN HEAVEN
[22:59] inK: THE WORLD IS IN THE PALM OF HIS HADN
[22:59] inK: THERE IT IS DUDE
[22:59] inK: THERE IT IS
[22:59] inK: THERE IT IS DUDE
[22:59] inK: THE WORLD
[22:59] inK: THE EARTH
[22:59] inK: HE SHOWED ME IT
[22:59] inK: HE SHOWED ME
[22:59] inK: HE SHOWED ME IT
[23:00] gaviN: nice
[23:00] gaviN: whats it look like?
[23:00] inK: it was glowing
[23:00] gaviN: what else
[23:00] inK: and i could see every single person on it
[23:00] inK: every single building animal and person
[23:00] gaviN: theres like 10 trillion
[23:00] inK: and it was like a normal globe
[23:00] gaviN: you saw 10 trilion things?
[23:00] inK: except i was a star
[23:00] inK: looking at it
[23:00] inK: ya
[23:01] gaviN: how long until the weed kicks in?
[23:01] inK: i was god's apprentice
[23:01] inK: and i saw the world
[23:01] inK: and i knew everything
[23:01] gaviN: are you still in heaven?
[23:02] inK: ya
[23:02] gaviN: okay

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:36 pm
by Luckyscs
way to share how you trade doses with one another.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:40 pm
by captaingravity22
any of the songs he sent me did not work so doesnt matter lol

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:58 pm
by grant1377
Maybe you keep coming because the stuff actually works.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 12:54 am
by grant1377
pantsfacerolos wrote:
grant1377 wrote:Maybe you keep coming because the stuff actually works.
you gotta admit...if the person that said he felt high from listenting to marijuana and alcohol, while typing on this board, while typing on aim, and the dose isnt even done.....actually believes that hes high...this has got to be a placebo...

It says very clearly, that what hes doing makes it impossible for i-doser to work....
Yes, for him they are for sure. But theres no way it's only a placebo. I'm sure that some of it's a placebo, but the doses do something.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 12:07 pm
by idoser
We have never banned anyone for saying it is a placebo. Period. People have said it on the forum many times, and usually it is just an excuse because they can't fogure out why it isn't working for them (either because they are doing it wrong, or that it just doesn't work well for everybody).

Regardless, we have never banned anyone from saying it is a placebo.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:56 pm
by Solyst
I don't mean to be a pest, but could you please allow private messages on the i-doser forum, if it weren't too big a hassle? We have the PM button, but we're unable to use it. I know this is irrelevant, but itd be much easier if we could send private messages to other people instead of starting a new thread because they didn't see the post we made in a different thread. And yes, I'm aware people may abuse private messages by spamming users, but can't you just leave it up to your own judgment to decide their punishment, determined by the severity of their abuse?

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:05 pm
by idoser
This board will never again allow PMs. We allowed it when the board was first started and there were literally hundreds of messages by users attempting to trade and pirate dose files. We gave fair warning, dozens of users continued to abuse the PM feature, so it is gone for good.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:07 pm
by Solyst
I see. But would it be possible to allow signatures and/or avatars? There's not much harm to be done with those, if anything inappropriate is posted, you can take it down and warn the person/strip them of their avatar/signature privileges.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:11 pm
by RobDose
solyst, i posted a topic about a change in the forum... its in the requests page... go take a look and vote!

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:39 pm
by giveaname
that trip was messed up lol it looked cool tho, especially the part where he was like "im gonna break a dish on my head" LOL hilarious