Worst first time ever!!!!

[Master832]

So I was with my friends and we drove to a party, I had no idea what to expect but I decided ahead of time that if they had weed I would do it. So everyone leaves the house and goes to the park and a pipe was being passed around. I got a really shitty hit off the pipe because most of it was burnt up allready (I felt kind of chill but nothing really happened). I was pissed off about this so I suggested we move behind the bathroom where no one could see us and we could light up again. They were trying to light the pipe with little success and I was at the end of the circle again, then I noticed another kid smoking what I thought was a joint so I asked for a hit, I smoked it and realized it was cylindrical. At this point I realized I smoked a fucking cigarette. A few minuites later we got a call from the other half of the group that bailed that the cops were after us. My friend ditched his weed and we ran back to the dude's house where we played guitar hero and drank shitty coors light. After a while me and my friends decided to leave the party and find the weed we ditched. We found it and decided to pull over and try some. I was stoked because I finally got to try it. My friend had a pipe made out of tinfoil and packed it with weed. He passed the pipe to my friend up front and after he was done my friend warned me it was some of the strongest shit he ever had. So I smoked it and had the usual first timer coughs and couldn't feel anything at first. So we drove off and after a few minuites I noticed my leg was spazzing out and my head was numb, so I said "I can feel it working" after I said this we saw a cop car pull off the side of the road and start following us with his lights off. We debated whether to pull over or not which resulted in some swerving. This was when the cop turned his lights on and I realized how fucked up I was. So we all tried to calm ourselves down as the cop came up to the window and asked for all of our liscenses. Luckily the driver was sober and we sprayed the car with calogne so he couldnt smell anything or notice how fucked up I was in back. As he walked away the effects peeked and I felt like I was having a heart attack, every few seconds my body felt like a pulsing vibrating phone, my mouth went dry, the world went hazy, I got really shaky, I started seeing color wheels, and everything looked magnified. I was not chill at all and I wasnt laughing, I was fucking messed up. Luckily the cop had no reason to search us and the reason he was calling all of our parents was because of curfew violation. After 40 minuites of waiting we were let go and drove away. However I still had to get past my parents and I couldnt keep my eyes in one place, remember anything, or walk straight. However when I got back I noticed that my panic gave me the articualacy I needed to get past my parents. The effects didnt wear off till noon the next day and they were not very enjoyable at their peak, infact I thought I was going to die. Their was some euphoria after I stopped freaking out but it was only a little better than the hash I-doser. These events were enough to make me decide that Im never doing weed again. I still feel that shit right now and its been almost a day. Im going to end this post with a question directed at the more experienced pot smokers: I know that their are a large number of strains of weed, so based on the effects I listed what the hell kind of weed did I smoke?

[N1-Mass_Murderer]

you probably smoked good weed but your first time is never fun.. my 1st time sucked to & so did my friends

[Brittanyx]

It sounds like you plain old marijuana for your first time, it's always the strongest the first time. The more you smoke, the less fun it is.

[slushpuppy]

ive heard the first time is never good, but mine wasnt bad. it might have just been that you werent used to it. my first time was like 4:00 in my friends basement. we did a joint, a nice one packed with whats called middies around here (cuz its only around here [middletown] really). i was waiting for it to kick in when i realised my friend was just gone i guess you could say. the most i got was puslating in my eyes. then at like 7:30 we made a bong out of a one gallon arizona ice tea bottle and some copper pipe, and then the fun started. most of it was just greyscale, giddy, and clumsy, but still good as far as i can remember. just because you had a bad experience the first time doesnt mean you shoud cold shoulder, u know? i would try some dro if your new to it, thats always good but not too potent that youll be fucked up for 8 hours. so there you go