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Ignore this post, i was drunk.

Wow, i just lost ALL respect that i ever had for you (which never was much anyway).
She wasn't even retarded, so next time you wanna make an over-the-line joke at least get your facts straight dumbass.

Mike V wrote:meh we could just call it something simple, like . . . Terry schaivo.

I apologize for that one, but I couldn't hold it in.

Wow, thats pretty fcked up man. I live right next to clearwater (where she was at) and I constantly had to see all those stories and all the press etc.. covering her, and quite frankly, I felt bad for her (and I am not no soft person), and then you come and call her retarded, when she was NOT even retarded at all!!
Tsk Tsk, what a sad world man...

I apologize for that one.

I was drinking.

Once again, no excuse for thinking it, but for typing it i guess i can let the alcohol take responsibility.

Well I don't know about you guys and your sensitive feelings, but I think a retarded dose would be the ultimate party dose. I mean people get drunk at parties all the time, and drunk people are probably more retarded than retarded people. But having that effect without the vomiting and hangovers would be pretty cool.

Finneus J. wrote:There you have it; just take an alcohol dose. No need for a retardation dose.

Actually, it would more like taking someone who is already immature and stupid in the first place, getting them beyond drunk, and then also getting them high at the same time, THEN they'd be acting retarded!

Just the thought of a whole bunch of retarded people having a party seems to me like the funniest thing possible, but I do see Finneus's point. We already have lots of doses that come pretty close to retardation.

If you saw an old man get kicked in the nuts, would you laugh?
If you saw a dentist hopped up on his own nitrous falling down a flight of stairs, would you laugh? Of course.

Now if you stopped to think, "what if that was my grandfather" or "that dentist is sick and needs help"

.. It would completely kill the joke .. So I can see both sides.

But, Grain Alcohol = Retarded Dose

Problem solved. (The worse thing is when you know you're MR up, when you see people develop past you,it makes you angry, so if they could establish that kind of anger and compassion within a dose, I'd buy it.)

Phoenixrising23 wrote:But, Grain Alcohol = Retarded Dose

Ha, you mean like that Everclear stuff?
Man, I took 1.5 shots of Everclear and I have no idea what even happened after that! Plus it burned so damn bad (which makes sense when it is frigging 190 proof) and tasted so nasty, I will never do everclear again, maybe mix it with something, but never straight everclear again!

chrisbannex wrote:How would you determine what it feels like? I'm not a knowlegdable expert on the subject, but i'm guessing people with mental retardation have never been exactly eloquent on the subject of how it feels.

simple. there are brain wave machines that tell what ur brain waves are.They hook up cables to ur head it hink. study the brainwaves of a retard, get the Hz level, and make a dose

OK, that post shows that you don't know what mental retardation is. It's not like their brains run at a different frequency normally, making them retarded, there's SO much more to it.

Mike V wrote: i'm sorry everybody, but retarded people are kind of funny. Proof:
I was in the office at my school yesterday, and theres a kid who used to think he was a penguin(for like a month) and now he thinks he can talk to objects such as walls and floors and my backpack(i was cleaning it cause i got something on it, he was like 'your backpack doesn't like that'.

Thats not retardation, thats autism!

Wow, have some respect, let this die.

i think that this could also show people what being retarded is like so itd be eye-opening to alot of people
also taking a bunch of doses straight in a row makes you pretty dumb, try this: absinthe-vico-peyote-marijuana it works well

i think you might already have it