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Hand of God....screwed me litterly

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:57 am
by outbreak1330
Now when I first bought Hand of God I was like "hmm wonder if this will work" BOY DID IT. It started about 5 minutes in I opened my eyes and saw the ceiling open. I was so scared I could hardly breathe, Then an angel come down from the sky that white opening shining down into my room. I wondered If I might of put on LSD or some other hallucinogenic drug on by mistake. But I loved this feeling I loved the where this was going and what it might lead to good or bad.

So then the angel comes down and then said I love you. I was shocked that this was happening. I couldn't believe it a goddess loved me. I didn't think it was true I rubbed my eyes amazed at the results that she was still there. She then said do not be alarmed what you experience is all natural. But there was a problem before I started listening to Hand of God, I listened to viagra so I had a MASSIVE hardon.

She took my Dick in the palm of her hand and started stroking me up and down telling me not to be alarmed over and over. All I could feel was the gentle baby like hands rubbing my hard cock up and down. Then she slowly tried to kiss it but I'm assuming because this was a mixed emotion trip and obviously not real I didn't feel her lips. But I could feel her hand her soft hand rubbing it trying to make me ejaculate.

But then About 75% into Hand of God the ceiling started opening up again I thought to myself surely this isn't another angel to give me mixed feelings again right? I was right but what I saw when the light dimmed was something magical it was God himself. He came down with a guitar while I was getting a magical handjob singing Sweet child o' mine. I was speechless at what was happening I was tripping so bad. Suddenly I couldn't take it any longer, I busted my shit right on that angels firm breast. Where she processed to take it and rub it on here vagina.

When I spit my game It was at roughly 95% I'd assume and she started to fade. I started getting depressed that my angel from the sky was fading. But then at 100% the ceiling opens again she comes down and I scream out I want to be with you. She replied we will soon be together my love I am pregnant, by rubbing your juices in my vagina when you spit I seem to have got pregnant, In about 9 month we will have a child. I was disgusted that this was happening I told her I don't want a child and said I'm not paying child support and told her never to come back. She told me she'd seen me in 9 months.

So now here I am going to be a father and counting down the days until she shows up again with my child. So anyone else have any good stories with Hand of god?

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:05 am
by wtflol
what

that bitch is screwin around on me?

god damnit

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:53 am
by Kloger
wow man congradulations! haha was this all with ur eyes open?

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:29 am
by f12button
Not saying it's not true, but i personally don't believe that. Could have been a placebo, your overactive imagination, a dream, you could just be saying that, or real. Who knows.

Well, atleast you had fun ;)

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:53 pm
by guitargod123
bahahaha, that has to be one of the funniest things i've read in a long time
i especially like the god playing sweet child thing lol
too bad it's totally BS :?

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:41 pm
by Digi
dietPEPSI wrote:
f12button wrote:Not saying it's not true, but i personally don't believe that. Could have been a placebo, your overactive imagination, a dream, you could just be saying that, or real. Who knows.

Well, atleast you had fun ;)
people like this guy which lead me to believe this entire program is a placebo....its proven by neurologists (thats people that dedicate their entire life on the study of the brain) say that hallucinations with binaural soundwaves are impossible...

I know all you people on this board are gonna say differently because you are convinced this works.....but really....we dont know for sure this isnt a placebo....and who should you trust more...A brain doctor whos entire life is devoted to the study of the brain, or some kid whos entire reasoning is "I did it and it worked"
Idk who i'd trust..... if you've ever seen any vids of people on youtube who claim they did something hard with i doser.... they act like a bunch of morons saying.... 'Yeah i took this and i talked to yoda from star wars' or the did this or that..., but then again... we dont know that they didnt do that either...maybe they're just creating that effect cuz they want it to work... idk.. thats my opinion.... sorry if nothing makes sense.... been up 24 straight hours >.<

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:14 pm
by PsYkO_KiLLa90
dietPEPSI wrote:
f12button wrote:Not saying it's not true, but i personally don't believe that. Could have been a placebo, your overactive imagination, a dream, you could just be saying that, or real. Who knows.

Well, atleast you had fun ;)
people like this guy which lead me to believe this entire program is a placebo....its proven by neurologists (thats people that dedicate their entire life on the study of the brain) say that hallucinations with binaural soundwaves are impossible...

I know all you people on this board are gonna say differently because you are convinced this works.....but really....we dont know for sure this isnt a placebo....and who should you trust more...A brain doctor whos entire life is devoted to the study of the brain, or some kid whos entire reasoning is "I did it and it worked"
honestly i dont give a fuck if its placebo as long as it feels good and is fun and gets me messed up. doesnt fuckin matter as long as it works.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:50 pm
by arcturus
i don't think that was God, it must of been satan tempting you with lustful thoughts

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:10 pm
by Ness
arcturus wrote:i don't think that was God, it must of been satan tempting you with lustful thoughts
Or it could have been a construct of the mind...just like ALL hallucinations (including communicating with God/Satan) are.

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:42 pm
by -steinz
Ness wrote:
arcturus wrote:i don't think that was God, it must of been satan tempting you with lustful thoughts
Or it could have been a construct of the mind...just like ALL hallucinations (including communicating with God/Satan) are.
he could have been watching a dirty jesus film...

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:46 pm
by sundown
-steinz wrote:
Ness wrote:
arcturus wrote:i don't think that was God, it must of been satan tempting you with lustful thoughts
Or it could have been a construct of the mind...just like ALL hallucinations (including communicating with God/Satan) are.
he could have been watching a dirty jesus film...
Does the chruch even know about this? lol

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:49 pm
by -steinz
sundown wrote:
-steinz wrote:
Ness wrote: Or it could have been a construct of the mind...just like ALL hallucinations (including communicating with God/Satan) are.
he could have been watching a dirty jesus film...
Does the chruch even know about this? lol
The Right question is;

Do the prön directors/writers know....

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:50 pm
by sundown
-steinz wrote:
sundown wrote:
-steinz wrote: he could have been watching a dirty jesus film...
Does the chruch even know about this? lol
The Right question is;

Do the prön directors/writers know....
Ahh touche!

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:56 pm
by -steinz
sundown wrote:
-steinz wrote:
sundown wrote: Does the chruch even know about this? lol
The Right question is;

Do the prön directors/writers know....
Ahh touche!
lol xD

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:02 pm
by Norgak
My friend took it (this is how I found out about this program) he said he went into space, and felt like he was dieing. He said it was like his life was being crushed into a ball

It sounds way to intense..