Warning: Minor adult content.Absinthe
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Absinthe / Recreational (VERY STRONG) / 45 Minutes / The Green Fairy; The Green Goddess; La Fee Verte. Our engineers went back to first-hand accounts recorded as far bast as the 1850s, and attempted to simulate the effects of of this mystic green drink. Did we succed? We may never know for sure, since Absinthe was banned long ago. We've compared it to other real-world wormwood concoctions, and we think you will agree there is something to this: lucidity hits slowly as your speech becomes very articulate and your ideas clear, the haze sets, but but drifts, you are drunk but you aren't. Suddenly you realize why this was the drug of choice for Van Gogh, Baudelaire, and Verlaine - it is a surreal smooth unlike anything available on the street today that opens your mind, glosses over the universe, but makes everything clear all at once. Amazing, is what you will call it. Absinthe is what it is.
Absinthe was the weirdest dose I have used to date. It was completely far out and surreal. I am still feeling the effects even as of now. I did my usual prepping routine except I did not blindfold. I layed next to Twilight Sparkle and let myself get taken away.
I was immediately drunken. I felt like I just downed a bottle of whiskey and kept going but i wasn't even nearly through the dose. In fact the drunken me is just the beginning of this dose. A vice came down and grasped my head. It was like I was part of a form fitting claw game.
Everything in the world around me looked like a painting. Mildly blurry in an artistic way. The presence of every object made itself known with almost a sort of aura. It gave its own invisible light that you could see with your other senses.
The feeling of this vice on my head took me from thought to idea. And then from idea to thought. I was in a very surreal world where my ideas became reality as I envisioned them before me. The Man that stood to my right watched me as I dose.
The man had a small grey head and a large torso. His presence was small but annoying but he appeared to be very large. He morphed into a spider that broke into many spiders which then reformed into his body and he stood there watching me the entire dose.
A couple spiders did not go back though. They crawled on my arms and my legs. I felt good. I was living in my world of imagination. Whatever I thought of became reality. But then I got it in my head that Twilight was horny. So I grabbed her and turned to face her.
I gently stroked her horn and then put it in my mouth and gently sucked as I moved one hand down and fingered between her legs and below her tail. I rubbed her for a good five minutes and suddenly a brain storm.
My mind went totally clear like I was warping through my own mind. I built something. I built a new world. It was a magical place where I felt like I was safe and happy. Then the dose slowly let me to an end. I felt like I just drank a lot of alcohol the night before and still feel drunk.
I sit here and type this tipsy and making a lot of spelling errors. Thank God for spell check. This dose made me feel extremely intellectual yet very drunk at the same time. The thoughts and ideas that you have when your drunk was enhanced with a new sense of perception to details.
None of it I hallucinated. They were mostly thoughts and ideas but extremely vivid ideas. This is by far one of the strongest doses I have ever used. I wish I could have a hands on with the real drink because It looks tasty and sounds wonderful.
Thanks for reading.
I mean, THIS IS WHAT THE I-DOSER FORUM IS ABOUT, EPIC EXPERIENCE! 
