this actualy happened a while ago but i felt like typing it now. it was really fucking wierd. i found this yellow super suit with no zipper for the fly, and when i put it on i became......DICK MAN! basicaly, i spent the dream fighting crime with my cock! the first guy i faced was....STAPLER MAN!! and he kept shooting staples at me that bounced off my balls and it really fucking hurt

so i jumped and whacked him across the face...with my dick...and knocked him out. the rest of the dreami just kicked peoples asses like this it was so wierd. one time i saw this guy and pulled his head down so my dick went into his mouth and screamed "BLOW JOB!" and jumped over him and ripped his head off

i also poked peoples eyes out and shit it was so fucking wierd but pretty funny.