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bluemoon45
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Post by bluemoon45 »

make a laxative i-dose :-D

seriously
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Post by Racoon »

no. you'd be laying in your bed. in middle of it you'd have to shit bad, and it would keep getting worse. it would completely fuck up the dose.
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Post by bluemoon45 »

Hey, at least I'd know if its working and not just placebo
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Post by Xavier »

bluemoon45 wrote:Hey, at least I'd know if its working and not just placebo
lmao, "So you think its a placebo? Try our laxative dose free of charge!"

Funny point bluemoon45, either way I don't think this would be possible
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Post by sharperguy »

lol

Just try to find a brown noise sample

It vibrates at the same frequency as your colon so it should have the desired effect.

Then just play it LOUD on some speakers and sit on the toilet.
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Post by Paka »

It's impossible to get your hands on the brown noise. It's most likely never been found anyway.
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Post by Ness »

Brown noise doesn't exist.
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Post by aidanlogins »

I was in a band called Brown Noise...
It was gross.
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Post by BL4CKW4T3RP4RK »

the brown note (noise) has not been found yet (if it exists). and if they did use it, it'd be more of an "instantly shit your pants" drug than a laxative.
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Post by JimmyDreak »

brown noise has too been found, i think it was in the range of 30MHz...they tested it on brainiac
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Post by Ness »

That was a blatant hoax. Not only is Brainiac unreliable, the boom box or whatever they used isn't capable of producing the sound they said they used.
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Post by Et Je taime »

Ew, just ew.
Why not just take chocolate laxatives? They're cheap and delicious!
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Post by sharperguy »

Et Je taime wrote:Ew, just ew.
Why not just take chocolate laxatives? They're cheap and delicious!
A bit like your mom?


Sorry, I didn't mean that - I just couldn't resist.
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Post by Et Je taime »

sharperguy wrote:
Et Je taime wrote:Ew, just ew.
Why not just take chocolate laxatives? They're cheap and delicious!
A bit like your mom?


Sorry, I didn't mean that - I just couldn't resist.
Sorry, but I don't have a mom..
Lol, it took me like, 5 minutes to find out what that meant.
I'm quite slow.
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Post by D13G0 »

lol this thread made me crack up
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