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Laxative
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:46 pm
by bluemoon45
make a laxative i-dose
seriously
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:41 pm
by Racoon
no. you'd be laying in your bed. in middle of it you'd have to shit bad, and it would keep getting worse. it would completely fuck up the dose.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:19 pm
by bluemoon45
Hey, at least I'd know if its working and not just placebo
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:51 pm
by Xavier
bluemoon45 wrote:Hey, at least I'd know if its working and not just placebo
lmao, "So you think its a placebo? Try our laxative dose free of charge!"
Funny point bluemoon45, either way I don't think this would be possible
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:26 pm
by sharperguy
lol
Just try to find a brown noise sample
It vibrates at the same frequency as your colon so it should have the desired effect.
Then just play it LOUD on some speakers and sit on the toilet.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:12 pm
by Paka
It's impossible to get your hands on the brown noise. It's most likely never been found anyway.
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:26 am
by Ness
Brown noise doesn't exist.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:09 am
by aidanlogins
I was in a band called Brown Noise...
It was gross.
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:30 pm
by BL4CKW4T3RP4RK
the brown note (noise) has not been found yet (if it exists). and if they did use it, it'd be more of an "instantly shit your pants" drug than a laxative.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:20 pm
by JimmyDreak
brown noise has too been found, i think it was in the range of 30MHz...they tested it on brainiac
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:55 pm
by Ness
That was a blatant hoax. Not only is Brainiac unreliable, the boom box or whatever they used isn't capable of producing the sound they said they used.
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:10 pm
by Et Je taime
Ew, just ew.
Why not just take chocolate laxatives? They're cheap and delicious!
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:39 am
by sharperguy
Et Je taime wrote:Ew, just ew.
Why not just take chocolate laxatives? They're cheap and delicious!
A bit like your mom?
Sorry, I didn't mean that - I just couldn't resist.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:29 pm
by Et Je taime
sharperguy wrote:Et Je taime wrote:Ew, just ew.
Why not just take chocolate laxatives? They're cheap and delicious!
A bit like your mom?
Sorry, I didn't mean that - I just couldn't resist.
Sorry, but I don't have a mom..
Lol, it took me like, 5 minutes to find out what that meant.
I'm quite slow.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:11 pm
by D13G0
lol this thread made me crack up