Im not sure if its real... But if anyone has seen the the South Park episode where they are all playing flutes on a theoretical "Brown Note" apparently it makes you do #2 (Bathroom #2

) ....It would probably be a good constipation medicine ...or if u could make it potent enough...a good gag to pull on an I-doser Hater..
Ok..If its all bull why dont you try the "BROWN NOTE!" hahahaha